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In White Folks News: Lindsay Lohan’s Grill Is Messed Up, “My Teeth Are Actually Rotting And I Don’t Have Money To Fix Them”

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Apr 262013

Lindsay, boo boo you need to get your coins right cause bad breath isn’t cute.

Lindsay Lohan’s Teeth Are Rotting

Scary new crisis for LINDSAY LOHAN, who just made this shocking confession to a close pal: “My teeth are actually rotting! Some are chipped, others are turning brown – and I don’t have the money to fix them!”

Near tears, the wild-child star blurted her sad news while partying at Manhattan’s Le Bain when the friend wordlessly handed over…a mint.

Visibly upset, she asked: “Does my breath smell that bad?”

The friend nodded and “Lindsay looked like she was ready to cry,” said my source. “With all her problems, she now has something else to worry about…her teeth! She just doesn’t have the money to see a dentist and fix them. And weirdly, she blamed her shocking condition on ‘too many sodas!’”

Lindsay’s million-dollar smile started fading noticeably some two years ago, when she showed up on red carpets flashing a rotten-toothed smile.

In late 2011, a dental expert inspecting photos of her decaying choppers told RadarOnline that “smoking wouldn’t cause the decay and browning you see around the gums. Damage like that is something we see in patients who are using or have used drugs.”

NOTE: In October 2011, Lindsay told the press she’d had her teeth whitened, and flashed a bright new smile. But her admission that her teeth are “actually rotting” indicates trouble’s still brewing behind the flashy facade. Lindsay’s been in rehab five times for drug and alcohol abuse, and she’s headed back again. So even if she could afford to fix her teeth, they’ll quickly rot again, unless…

Keep it 100 Lindsay. You been doing more than drinking sodas to get those rotten teeth.

Put On Blast: Phaedra Parks’ Friend Accuses Her Of Mortgage Fraud, Prostitution And Engaging In Shady Activities With Apollo

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Apr 212013

Remember when Kenya tried to expose Phaedra as a fraud? She might have been on to something…

Ex-Friend Of Phaedra Parks Says She Is Involved With Illegal Activities

A woman claiming to be a former friend of the attorney is accusing her of being a criminal and even accuses the reality star of having an affair with her husband back in the day before the fame. Now we can’t verify that any of these accusations contain any truth because this lady has been flapping her gums for a minute.

Via UrbanBelle:

On how she met Phaedra, Jessica says:

“Phaedra was my son’s godmother. My affiliation started with her back in 2000. I met her through my ex-husband at a huge carwash on Peachtree street. [Her southern belle act] is really cute, but it’s a lie. I started calling her ‘faker’ years ago. You know, just finding out that she was sleeping with my husband, all of the criminal activity that she was involved in, everything that she had me involved in and everything that she would allow herself to do. Now I do believe people can change. I’ve changed; however, she’s still a grimey person. She’s still conniving and sneaky.”

Jessica also says that Phaedra has an alleged criminal past:

“She has her hands in things that people wouldn’t believe that she’s a part of. To keep it real, I’m sure he [Apollo] is cleaner than her. This woman does mortgage fraud, prostitution, all types of things. He didn’t ever involve himself with anything like that…”
“I’m sure a lot of people will come out of the woodworks once my book comes out and I’m sure Fulton County would like to know some things as well.”

“When I met her she was on top of her gold J30 Infiniti, beat up, with makeup all in the car, dirty, in a short dress, clapping her a** in front of Too Short and my husband and several other people at a car wash at 3 o’clock in the morning.”

She even accused Phaedra of having an affair with her husband:

“I divorced him [my ex-husband]. He’s incarcerated. He’s supposed to get out of jail next year. She still takes his calls and has promised him all kinds of things when he gets out. She’s really grimey. She will be your best friend and then turn around be with your man and take everything from you. That’s who she is. She wants to hurt you. She’s very evil and vindictive.”

And if that wasn’t enough, Jessica also spoke on Phaedra’s marriage to Apollo:

“She has a key to the door he wants in right now. I’m sure she has a lot of stuff on him and he has a lot of stuff on her. It’s not love there. You can see that it’s fake. It’s something there that I’m sure will come out eventually.”

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Today’s Hilarity: Instagram Account Shows What These Women Would Look Like Without Teeth!

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Mar 282013

What Would These Celebrities Look Like Without Teeth?

The Internet is a funny place. With all the memes and gifs in the world, we always have something to laugh at. Today is no different as some enterprising new talent on Instagram has decided to post pictures of all of these women with their teeth photoshopped out. Sound silly? Well, it is. But dammit it’s hilarious. Take a look at women like Halle Berry, Beyonce and Sofia Vergara rocking nothing but gums.

The Thirst: K. Michelle Admits That She Still Wishes J.R. Smith Was Choppin Down Her Colossal Cakes -”Sometimes You Just Wanna F**k”

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Dec 072012

K. Michelle Says She Wants To Rekindle Relationship With J.R. Smith

Reality ratchetista K. Michelle might be off the small screen for now, but that doesn’t mean she’s taking a break from bumpin’ her gums and putting her business on blast.

The big-bootied LHH ATLien recently sat down with Hot 97 radio to talk being shunned from LHH NY, Toya being “sloppy seconds,” and wanting to bust it open in the bedroom again for NBA baller J.R. Smith.

Here’s an excerpt of what she had to say:

“I want to say what women won’t say. I’m tired of all the cookie-cutter stuff.

So, sometimes you just wanna f**k.

Every time I think about something sexual in my life, I think about a certain guy. His name’s J.R.

I’m very open in saying that I want him back. What’s real is, once I had a taste of that real, I don’t want nobody else.”

Check out the full interview, including K. Michelle singing her heart out (side note: this chick can saaaannngg) for J.R. Smith and more in the video below:

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Random Encounters: Drizzy Drake And Food Network’s Guy Fieri Whippin’ It Real Hard

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Dec 032012

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Let Aubrey cook…

Drake And Guy Fieri Pictured Cooking Together

Via Hollywood

Drake’s official fansite posted this photo to Instagram, sending fans of Drizzy and Flavortown into a tizzy. What wisdom could celebrity chef and New York Times victim Guy Fieri be teaching Jimmy Brooks? Conventional wisdom (and Fieri’s tweets) suggest that Drake was simply cooking with the TV host at a Toronto haunt while Fieri was touring the city for his show Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives. After all, Drake is a native of the the big Tee-oh, so who better to show Fieri around? Representatives from the Food Network have not returned requests for confirmation at the time of publication, but the evidence is pretty stacked.

What do you think these two are bumpin’ their gums about?

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Gut Full Of Thugga? Slim Thug Says He Should Have Knocked Up Bey Bey Before Hov

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Oct 252012

Slim Thug Says He Should Have Gotten Beyonce Pregnant

Motor-mouth rapper Slim Thug is back to bumpin’ his gums and pipe dreamin’ on Twitter.

In his latest ramblings, the Houston hoodrat rapper says he should have chopped down Beyonce while he was checkin’ up on it back in the day and given her a little Blue Ivy before Hov had the chance.

via TaleTela

The ‘Houston’ rapper took to Twitter to admit to his followers that he’s reeling he didn’t get the ‘Love On Top’ singer pregnant before Jay-Z stepped in.

Still pissed I ain’t find Beyonce first and put a baby in her,” he wrote.

“This n-gga @ASUCLILI had a song with her early and ain’t do s**t smh @iAmDelorean lived next door to her ain’t do s**t smh”

The vocal rapper tweeted back in 2009 just what he’d like to do with Bey when he wrote:

“I’m glad the baddest chick in the game from htown,” he tweeted then. “I’m about to start j—ing off where the lotion at,” followed by “Round 2 to Alicia, where’s my lotion.”

Uh, we’re not too sure how this would have worked out since Slim Thug was choppin’ down Bey’s fellow Destiny’s Child bandmate LeToya Luckett for a long while, in addition to the fact that hubby Hov wasn’t having it.

Smh.

Fast Food Nation: Woman In Oklahoma Finds Shards Of Plastic In Her McDonald’s Cookie!

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Oct 052012

That’s just nasty…

We all know someone who’s bitten into something questionable from a fast food restaurant.

According to News9:

Imagine, a mother of five stops by McDonald’s to get her kids a treat. But when she bit into a cookie she started spitting out blood. That’s exactly what she says happened.

“Grab myself a cookie and popped it in my mouth and started chewing and when I did my tongue was cut and it was cut and bleeding,” said Katherine Ashowo. “I started spitting the cookie into my hands and when I did, I still didn’t have anything that would have cut it. So I’m confused looking for it, but I knew it was something sharp. So I reached my hand around in my jaw and it was a piece of glass.”

Ashowo pulled out a tiny piece of clear, hard plastic. It slit her tongue open and she panicked.

“That’s scary for kids, it’s really scary,” said Ashowo. “I was just so freaked out about it. So I parked the car went back into McDonald’s.”

Ashowo explained the whole story to the managers right then and there. The next morning she got a response from the store.

“He said that they have found these shards of glass in multiple cookies that were in their store to be sold,” Ashowo said.

Ashowo took the kids to the doctors to get checked out. Luckily everyone seems to be healthy. Cut this mom can’t stop thinking of the “what ifs”.

“Thank God it just cut my tongue. It could have been in my gums. It could have required surgery to remove it. It makes you very cautious of trusting fast food.”

Ashowo and her kids say they’ll think twice now before eating anything they don’t make in their own home. She says all she wants is an apology from McDonald’s, but so far she hasn’t heard anything.

McDonald’s issued the following statement to News 9:

Nothing is more important to me than the safety and well-being of our customers. I want to assure our customers that our restaurant has among the most stringent food safety and quality standards and I caution anyone from reaching a conclusion without the facts. We take this matter seriously and a thorough investigation is being conducted.

Would you sue?

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GTFOHWTBS: Drizzy Drake Says He Never Threatened The Broad Bumpin’ Her Gums On “Marvin’s Room”

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Feb 052012

Beyotch you wasn’t with me singing in the booth!!!

According to TMZ reports:

Drake is finally firing back at the disgruntled female vocalist featured on his hit song “Marvin’s Room” … telling TMZ he NEVER threatened the woman when she complained about payment.

Earlier this week — a woman named Ericka Lee filed a lawsuit against Drake, in which she claimed she co-wrote the song but never got proper credit.

In her suit, Lee claims Drake warned her that if she didn’t back off about payment … he had “people” who would take care of “issues like her.”

But Drake’s rep says, “This claim is entirely without merit and our client has not engaged in any wrongful conduct.”

The rep also claims Lee consented to have her voice used in “Marvin’s Room” without compensation … adding, “Drake tried for months to resolve the matter amicably, and he now looks forward to being vindicated in court.”

In her suit, Lee claims she and Drake were engaged in a romantic relationship for more than a year between 2010 and 2011 … but sources tell us the rapper is adamant there was never a relationship between the two.

Guess chicks like Ericka Lee are why Drake has so many “Trust Issues”…

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In White Folks News: Dentist Confirms Lindsay Lohan’s Rotten And Disgusting Grill Is From Smoking Those Rocks

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Oct 162011

Lindsay Lohan needs to cop her some nice veneers for the next time she’s in public!

Via Radaronline:

Lindsay Lohan’s startling rotten toothed smile on the red carpet Wednesday night was shocking to say the least, and a dental expert has told RadarOnline.com that the decay has most likely come from “smoking and drug use.”

Dr. Pankaj Singh, of Arch Dental Associates in New York City, who has not treated the starlet, said: “This type of damage appears to be from a combination of smoking, drug use and a lack of personal care.” “Smoking causes yellowing of the teeth, which we definitely see here in this picture. However, at such a young age, smoking wouldn’t cause the decay and browning you see around the gums. Damage like that is something we see in patients who are using or have used drugs.”

Lindsay has been in rehab six times for treatment of her drug and alcohol abuse, and was released in January from her court appointed stint in the Betty Ford Center. Friends of the troubled starlet told RadarOnline.com they would like to see her enter rehab again “to treat her substance abuse problems once and for all.”

Poor thang.