If you were trapped on a deserted island with Oprah,Simon from American Idol,and a midget drag queen...?

[schltz3]

and there was no food around(but plenty of beer),who would you eat first and why?


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[someguyacrosstown]

Oprah, the most meat, and I like dark meat. haha.

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[the cats pajamas]

id just kill oprah because i hate her

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[Girlinthequeue]

Simon because he will drink all the beer

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[schleprock]

Just drink the beer. Beer has carbs!

But be careful of "Beer Goggles!" After enough beer, any one of them looks good!

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[ECullen♥]

I would rather die than resort to cannibalism.

Me and Simon would sneak off though....XD

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[leilani♥]

Oprah, i like beef.

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[Babelicious]

Oprah. I have always been a bigger fan of dark meat. I don't like foreign meat like Simon, and the midget would be all gamey.

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[Neev]

Simon I wouldn't be able to stand his voice for very long

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[Nasty Mcdirty]

Let the midget and Simon go off on a romantic rendezvous and feed Oprah all the beer.When she passes out,take the bloated snorer to the beach and set off in search of rescue.I could survive at sea from all the tidbits of food in her hair,etc.

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[venus_smrf]

Oprah I'd keep around just because people would actually be looking for her (unlike Simon or myself) and thus raise my chances of rescue just through her presence. Simon I'd keep around just so we could make fun of Oprah.

The midget...well, poor midget. Guess he's dinner.

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[Spanky G]

Simon's gotta go... I can see me, a midget drag queen and Oprah having a hoot after we've been well fed.

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[mary mary quite contrary]

simon because he has an attitude and i like english food

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