How fast would a book make the bestseller list if Oprah farted on it? [Archive] - Urban Music 2000 Forums

RegularJerseyGuy

01-05-2009, 05:55 PM

Vinyl Heart :D

01-05-2009, 05:58 PM

quicker than you could ask this question

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Boy who got thumbed down and mad

01-05-2009, 05:58 PM

Your dumb.

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Bushman of the Kalahari

01-05-2009, 05:58 PM

One day, and it would sell for $50,000 on eBay

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Barabra J

01-05-2009, 05:58 PM

BEFORE SHE EVEN FINISHED THE FART!

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Actress

01-05-2009, 05:58 PM

probably three days... people are so stupid sometimes. You know?

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Tribal

01-05-2009, 05:58 PM

Faster than a space ship polished with cheetah blood.

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Viki

01-05-2009, 05:58 PM

You must be bored. You poor poor man!

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Andy

01-05-2009, 05:58 PM

its hard to read this type of questions.
hate to answer them
thanks for the 2 tho

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lavenderlilygirl

01-05-2009, 05:58 PM

the force of her fart would propel it to the number one spot.

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xX I bring the JewFire B!TCH Xx

01-05-2009, 05:58 PM

lmfao if it came in a sealed baggy, pretty **** fast

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cynblawoo

01-05-2009, 05:58 PM

hhahahahaha thats funny as ****

and youre from jersey, like me...explains all =]

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TakeaWalk

01-05-2009, 05:58 PM

Hmm, not too keen on Oprah are we?

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Courtney

01-05-2009, 05:59 PM

Within a matter of seconds.

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mister kidd

01-05-2009, 05:59 PM

faster than the speed of frickin light!!

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whadyamacallit

01-05-2009, 05:59 PM

speed of light

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Cali's Only White Gurl

01-05-2009, 05:59 PM

i don't know but it would take me 0.3 seconds to burn the book.

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coldplayer17

01-05-2009, 05:59 PM

lmao....i dont think people would be even able to buy a book of that magnitude...

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David P

01-05-2009, 05:59 PM

before the air cleared

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Sol

01-05-2009, 05:59 PM

that turd fart is the Martha Stewart of book selling.

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twisted

01-05-2009, 05:59 PM

farting at or on something or someone is an insult, so guess it wouldn't do to well as a book but to some it would be a collectors item for just her farting on it

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ladybug_jane22

01-05-2009, 05:59 PM

Oh, God, by mid-fart!

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Jc S

01-05-2009, 06:00 PM

it depends on what she had previously eaten

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