My wife caught me masturbating to "The Oprah Winfrey Show"; is Christmas ruined?

[Jack B, hairy-chested]

I mean, she always knew I was perverted, but now she thinks I find her less attractive than Oprah Winfrey! Man, am I ever in the doghouse.
Anything for Nolte. :)

((((((Nolte)))))))


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[THE NOLTE]

OK, I'm laughing so hard right now, I have tears running down my cheeks....Thanks for brightening my Monday, Jack!

Must've been one of the Dr. Phil episodes, eh?

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[♥ ♥HONESTY RULES♥♥ ~MEAN GIRL~]

LOL

You are SO screwed....

Christmas IS ruined;)

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[Happy-2]

Dude, you're screwed. I only masturbate to the Tyra Banks Show, and my wife completely understands.

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[KINKY F@CKER]

now that is funny...

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[Poppy]

Surely you jest.

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[markyyy - NMH]

Your wife should be pleased it wasn't Dr. Phil...

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[Sammy-Jo]

Dam you have a wife now cos yesterday your boyfriend ended up gay.
LOL

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[Tryna-Hyde]

hahahahaha! which "roll" were you fantasizing about stuffing??????

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[Cartman]

ya i actually laughed at this one too...

usually i dont find things like this funny

good one lol

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[Its a beautiful day]

Glad I went to the bathroom earlier or else I would have had an accident. That is just wrong on so many levels. I don't think Christmas is ruined but hey who knows? Thanks for giving me a good laugh.

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[I ♥ Penguins]

hahaha!!!!! I love it!

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[Lou L]

At least she didn't walk in during Dr. Phil!

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[yolonda T]

Tell her to masturbate to Dr.Phil and you guys will be even and you can have a wonderful Christmas!!! And maybe you guys can masturbate together while watching Jerry Springer and have a wonderful New Year's!!!!!! And if you decide to throw in some animals into that sexual experimentation maybe you could be guests on Jerry Springer!!

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[candycane]

ha ha ha. That is too funny. Thanks you made my day!

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[Lucy]

I guess it depends on who was on the show. Someone hot or someone not?

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[mustard seed]

lololol

if this is a joke, its sure is funny.

masturbate to your wife now, maybe she'll feel better and think it was never about oprah lolololol as u said, pervert lolol

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[Nicole C]

tell her all men do it all the time and to get over it unless she is going to please you everyday a few times a day

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[jersey red neck]

ha. ha. Whats wrong with oprah.

hey wait you have a Computer.
don't you know how to use it for what it was invented for.

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[j3nnif34]

Maybe she's mad cause you didn't ask her to join

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[alwayswvgirl]

Now you know how I feel! My man caught ME masterbating to Jerry Springer.

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[Your Reality Check Bounced]

ahah did you forget your meds today?

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[ChingkY]

LOL!!

You just answered your own question

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[Ricky!³]

Well I grew up with "Donahue", so you could have worse issues, Jack
I haven't been able to ruin Christmas for nearly twenty years.

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[Sam J]

i thought i was bad when waxing my car!

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[tomahhtoe]

You'd better buy her a few of Oprah's Favorite Things to make up for it, haha!

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[Soulful Kris]

Chubby chaser.

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[The wonderful me!]

you better get shopping for a good Christmas gift.

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[D.Zilla]

Explain that you were to involved to change the channel when she came on and that you were actually whacking to the hot chicks/dudes on that spring break volley ball commercial.

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[Hardset Head]

Ooooh coal and Rudolf turds in YOUR stocking this year...

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[thelarge17]

No. Christmas isn't ruined but you might want to get rid of that couch cushion.

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[boscoman76]

Youre nasty. Oprah. She is going to make you pay for that for awhile. Good luck.

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[Spanky G cannot star]

Well I always knew you had a thing fro Oprah, Jackie boy. So this news comes as no surprise to me. Just try not to make the carpet too crunchy.... explain to her your genuine efforts at keeping the carpet clean... and provide a demonstrative lesson... I mean... who could possibly resist such charms!

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[brilliantly8tIndigosquirtAMVAVT]

D@mn, Jack!!! lol All I have to do is show up and my familys christmas is ruined. They call you Jack for a reason, don't they. hehehe

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[Been There Brilliantly DoneThat!]

Oh DEAR!
I'm thinking your sex life is shot to **** in a hand basket from this moment on my friend.
How is she to compete with that?!

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[bad tim, reindeer are sexy]

it is if you forgot to put tinsel on it.

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[Teh Manuel]

Jack, I'm afraid you owe me a new keyboard. ;-)

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